Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mama so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mama so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo Mama so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mama so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Mama so ugly, Freddy Krueger is jealous.
Yo Mama so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo Mama so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mama is so ugly your dad first thought she was bigfoot.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she can make an onion cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it breaks.
Yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo mamma so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
